'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?
2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?
3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?
4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?
5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?
6.I LOVE YOU swal nahin to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?

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''mana k ronq-dunya sy fursaat nahi milti......
ham b hain tary chahny waly kuch to khiyal kr ..........

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Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?

Dhuzy?

No

dhooz??

No

thishh??

Nahi bhae

Ami ki awaz aati hai
“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?

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'Bethey thy hum khyal me k Achanak tarap uthey,
Aa kar tere khyal ne acha ni kia....'

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'dusro ke bhare me batain toh karte hain aise
k
khud ke kirdar me frishte hon jese'

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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bus me;-)

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Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?
?
Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

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Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

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Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai
magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin saktay?
studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET

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Woh Kya Hai K Jiss K Liye Tum Kuch B Kar Saktey Ho?
Mujhe Pata Hai! Bataooon
“Easy Load”

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'There's One Sad Truth In Life I've Found
While Journeying East And West -
The Only Folks We Really Wound
Are Those We Love The Best.

We Flatter Those We Scarcely Know,
We Please The Fleeting Guest,
And Deal Full Many A Thoughtless Blow
To Those Who Love Us Best.'

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'SPEAK NOT MY TEARS
NEITHER OPEN MY FEARS
THE THING THAT BROKE WAS MY HEART
ITS PIECES WONT BE GATHERED HERE
PLACE ALL ITS PIECES TO THE FIRE NEAR
FORGET THOSE DAYS WHEN SOMEONE CALLED IT DEAR!
ALONE I HAVE TO WALK THERE
DO NOT DREAM OF THE SKY THAT WAS CLEAR
ITS MY STORY THAT DOES NOT FINISH
UNTIL MY SOUL DISSOLVES IN THE AIR....'

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'it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred

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'An Inspiring Fact:
"If you can still smile
when U R completely broken up,
then
there can B nothing that can break U next time!"'

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'WHAT is “DUA”?
“D”- DIL se nikli hui awaz jo aap ko har din sachi KHUSHI de.
“U”- UDASI aap ke QAREEB se bhi na guzre.
“A”- Aap hamesha khush Rahe'