'Aik bacha train se khail raha tha aur keh raha tha jis kutay ko charna hai char jaye aur jis kameenay nay utarna hai utar jaye us k uncle nay ye dekh ker us se train le li aur kaha galiyan nahi detey
kuch der baad uncle nay dekha k bacha khamosh betha hai
to usay galiyan na deney per train wapas ker di
bacha phr se khailnay laga aur kehnay laga
jis ko charna hai char jaye aur jis ko utarna hai utar jaye
train pehlay hi aik kanjar ki waja se 20 mint lait ho gai hai''

'1 Parha Likha Paindoo 2sry Say Gusay Main

Oye too hun kithoo

Um Lain Ayan ain sara paisa day dita tainoon.

2sra Oye Tameez Say Bolo

Phela Paindoo dr k

Adab

say Khara Ho k

Abhi Ap kia

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mango lanay aye ho yahan se.'

Aik charsi dosray se: Oye is saal sardi kuch zyada nahi ha??
Dosra charsi: Scientists kehtey hain k duniya ghoomti hai to ho sakta hai k hum murree a gaye hon'

'Ek aadmi Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai

Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon c Piyega?

Aadmi: Bhaijaan Peeni To Koyi Nahi Bus Mujy Yea Botlon Ki Thusss Thussss bohat pasand hai.. :P'

'Teacher: Rony if 2 and 2 makes four how is 4 & 4?

Student: This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.'

'Girl: mai Tmhare liye Aag pe chal skti hn,
Naddi me kood sakti hn.

Boy: so sweet
kya
Tum mujhe Abhi Milne
Aa skti Ho,?

Girl: pagal ho kya.!
itni dhoop mei.;-)'

'How to impress kamwali bai???
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Had hoti hai yar tum is main bhi interested ho?
sudhar jaoo kasam sae.'

'Hum pani kyu peety hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius
hun,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!'