'Mard ka Undrwear bi ek MITHAI ki dukan hy Jis ma

1 Cream Roll hy
2 Gulab Jamn hain
Kch Swaiyn hain
Or
Khushi k Moqe pr Kheer bhi milti hy.
Prof. Veena Malik.'

'TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN
Wife:
Sunna hy college mai Ap baray behn chod thay!
Apki khala ka fone aya tha kah rhi the us Gando se bach k rehna!
Apki Ma se b bat hoi the kah rahi the k bachpan se gand marwane ka shauqeen hy yai
Husband.
aaj kya saray credit ki Ma chod di tu ne randi ki bachi?

Wife: yai gul khan kaun hy?wo he jis se Ap gand marwate hain? Hahahahaha!

GAND MARO BATUN BATUN MIEN ;-)'

'1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey:
Jaan, Mein Tujhey
Ch.
Chu..
Chuu..
Chuuu...
BIWI Kaprey Utaar Kar Boli:Choomley, Choosley,Chaatley, Chodley,Magar Apni Chu Chu Band Kar Chutiye!

''Ghazal by VEENA MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Meri Khatarnaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,
Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do

Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,
Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.'

'Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia
Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho gia hy is khushe main party krty hain

Beta:aj nae papa kal krty hen
Aj gand main bht drd hai'

'Boy to Shopkeeper:
Ek Black Color ka Condom dena..

Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun?

Boy: Wo girl friend ka husband mar gaya hai,
Afsos karnay jana hai.'

'Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay,

Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay,

Ab To Koi Larki Pata Lo Meri Jan,

Roz Bathroom Main Hath Chalaatay Achay Nahi Lagtay.

'1 educated admi ki shadi unparrh aurat se ho gai.

Subha husband ne pocha
Hamara environment ap ko kesa laga?
Wife(shrmatay hoay) G bus thora sa mota tha'

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'Pathan Wife Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Dono Hath Uper Kar K Ek Ishara Kya.
Wife: Ye Kia Tha?
Pathan: Chalo Begum Ab Ulta Hojow Hum Ne POWER PLAY Lai Lia Hai:-)'

'Diye jalany ki rasmen bohat purani hain. "Faraz". . .

Humari mehfil may to L0g 1 dusry ki choowen saaar dete hain....!:D'

'Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha?

Mere marne k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga?

Last seat pe betha bacha bola

"m0htarma pehli bar akeli so rhi hen"

'Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha,
WhAT is SEX?

Sex is like PEPSI
Ye dil mangay aur

Sex is like IODEX
ooh aah ouch

Sex is like Mirinda
Zor ka jhatka

Sex is like 7-Up
Pyas bujaye

Sex is like Coca-cola
Maza zindgi ka

Sex is like Dew
Na kia tu phir kia jia

Sex is like limopani
Kabhi b kahin b

Sex is like BP Lolly
BUS LAGAY RAHO.'

'Girl asked 4 Icecream,
Boy Purchased It.

Girl: Thank U

Boy: Only Thank U?

Girl: U Want Kiss Na?

Boy: Veena Malik na ban!
Chup kr k Adhi IceCream Dey!!!

'India main 80% admi apni khatna nahi kerwatey jis ki wajha se sex main maza kam aata hai.
.
.
.

Veena Malik ka Girls collage main sicence lecture.'

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'Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat
Nahi hoti..

FARAZ

Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain or Mammy dabate hain.

Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari...'

"Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men Sex Kara Jaye To Jhatke Maarne Ki Zarorat Nai Parti Jhatke Automatic Lagte Hai"

(Veena Malik Ki Kitab RAKSHE Men Jhatke),

'Lipton pesh krta he
Rat Ki Gehrai Me

Garm Garm Razai Me

Na Koi Munda Na Koi Run

Apni Muthi
Apna Lun

Yhi To Ha Wo Apna Pan.;
veena malik tery v gand wich lun'

'Books of ur favourite writer Veena Malik now available in market.

1. Meri shalwar teri
talwar.
2. Anmol danda.
3. Main Ghori tu sawaar.
4. Razai main larai.
5. Thook k faidey
6. Bhayanak jhatke.
7. Mere do gol ratan.
8. Ghori bana k charhna.
9. Londay bazi k nuqsanaat.
10. Mere sher second mai dher...'

'Agr Girls sex se Pehle Anar aur Gulaab ki pattian kha lein,to Un k Mammon se "JAME SHERIEN" nikle ga..!

{Vena Malik k Chasky}..

'Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal kr aisy choosein jesay gola choostay hein to larki cheekhna band kr dy ge,


(Dr. Veena Malik ki kitab aao, pao, nahao te jao)'

'Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne undershave na ki ho tu is ka matlab hai ke ye shadi us ki mrzi k khalaf hoi hai.
(.Vena malik.)'

'1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida
1-Oil ki Botel
1-Condom
1-Rooi ka Packet
Kisi ne pochha
Ab kis ka intezar kr rhy Ho
Pathan=Bs zra bacha sms par le.'

'Veena malik geo
intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi
agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar jae?

Is intrview k bad punjab main 36 log mar gae'

'Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath "Lulli" Pe Baandhein,

Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe
Miss Call Continue Karne Se Chudai Ka Maza Ata Hay.
(Veena Malik k totky)'

'Main to hr larkay k sath Ye Soch K So Jati Hun..
Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...
A masege from veena milk'

"I am Veena"
"I am Veena"

Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena
"I am Veena"
"I am Veena"

Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey mujhe koi Kameena
"I am Veena"
"I am Veena"

Doodh peena to sirf mere Mammon se hi peena
"I am Veena"
"I am Veena"

Maar Maar k Phudi meri nikalo mera Paseena
"I am Veena"
"I am Veena"

Maro meri Phudi or laga do 9wan maheena
"I am Veena"
"I am Veena"'

'Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nangae-Pann ka ehsas hota tha....

Nargis appi se Mashwra lia to kehne lagee:
Kabi Kabi kuch pehan k b nach lia karo...

Tub se main
.
.
.
"Jhumke pehan k nachti hon"

Veena Malik ki kitab...
"Uncovering Anatomy"
kae punjabi Tarjmae
"Kadi Lavaan Kadi Pavaan"
se iqtibas... :)'

'Khubsurti ye nhi k
New suiter ya new shoz pehno
Smart nazr aaoge
Bl k khubsurti to insan k andr hoti hy
Is lye
UNDERWEAR Colrful pehna karo! (Veena Malik)

'Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho,
Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho,
Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar main 50 bar ander bahir karay to us Larki nay 35 saal ki umar tak 24 kilometr Lun liya.
M.A
GEOGARFIYA MISS VEENA MALIK Ki kitab inch se kilometr tk.'

'Veena Malik

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo…


Wazir-E-Pappi
Veena Malik'

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ak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai
jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho
mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon.
Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

Girl talking 2 hr sister after suhaag raat: 
Ap se kya parda Baji me sb bta deti hun 
Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna dti hun 
Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji 
Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lgaya baji 
Lraztey jism men 1 bijli si kond gai 
Us ne bosa jo seney pe lgaya baji 
Naaf tk reeng gai haye 1 khari cheez 
Zalim ne dhaka jo zor se lgaya baji 
Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin 
Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji 
Phr to anay laga rag rag men saroor-o-masti 
Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji 
Ik chashma sa ubalta hua mehsoos howa 
Aakhri jhatka jo zaalim ne lgaya baji.

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. 
Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard
Gandhi: Sweet Heart, Its Not My Dick, Its My Stick.

Ghazal by veena  MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do
Meri KhataRNaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,
Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do
Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,
Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.

Husband to his wife on first night after marriage: Have you ever seen porn movies?
Wife: Yup once i do…

Husband:so today we r going to do the same as happen in the movie 
Wife:its OK but where from will you manage two other boys

1 larki ne pehli dafa kisi larke ki lulli apne hath mein pakri to us mein se kuch qatre tapk pare 

larki boli:- yeh kia hai

Larka bola:-

kuch nahin bas khushi ke aansu hain

Sardar Sex K Wqt BV Se:

"Hor Tight Kar HorTight Kar

Maza Aa Reha Hy Thora Aor Tight Kar

BV:"Maa Di kus Tuadi Sardar G

Ja K Gannay Di Machine Vich lulli  pa lo"

Bubbli:
“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd
ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr
mohle k mardon ka asra na hota”

Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

Anti Misba:
“A grade chdva k lya”
.
Beti:
“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”
.
Misba:
“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”
.
Beti:
“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”

Mr. LORA……

Kya tumhary ek ankh hai
.
Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho
.
Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho
.
Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho
.
Nahi na..?
.
Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe
Mr.Lora
Nhe bn skta

Some one asked me to put a suitable
Instruction TAG on PENIS
.
.
.
I wrot
“Shake well before use”

Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz
.
Wah wah
.
Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz
.
Q K
.
Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz

Ek din tere shadi ho ge
.
Phir tere BV k pait mein mera
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera?
.
Mera
.
Hahahaha
.
Bhatija hoga
.
Shram nhi aati
Dost pr shak krte ho

Love kese hota hai..?
.
“L” ko pakar k
“O” ko daba k
“V” main daalo jab
“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya

At the start of a married life
Every girl treats her husband as
“GOD”
Later on
Somehow the alphabets get
“REVERSED”