'Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez

"doston ki judai hy"

So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"

(' , ')/
/) (
/ \Kal v halka jya bukhar hogya c..'

''~Arz kia hai
Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo,

~Wha wha wha

~Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo,


~jab sms hi nahi karna hai tou PHONE Baich ke RADIO he le lo''

'Dil Chahata Hy AP KO Bohat Piyr Doon.

dosti K Naam Pr Ye Zindgi Waar Doon.

Lekin JaB AP KA SMS Nhi Milta?

To Dil Krta He K AP ki Ankhon Me LAAL Mirche Daldon:-)'

'Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya

Aap Ka Sms ThaYa Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Phissal Gaya..;-)

'Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl.

GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran andar aa jana.
Lekin boy sikka phenkny k 1 ghante bad aya.

GIRL- itni der kyon laga di..?

BOY- wo main sikka dhond raha tha.

GIRL- pagal wo dhaaga bandh k phenka tha, wapis khich liya tha.'

'ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.'

"HALKI SARDI ka
Zamana hai"
"Musam Bhi
Suhana hai
"Ek 2 Pyare
SMS
to kr do
kanjoso

"Kya Balance ko 2012 Tk
Chlana ha.'

'"CHANDI" ka ghora
"SONEY" ki lagaam,
"MSG" prhny walon ko mera "SALAM"

"PEPSI" piny walon
"SPRITE" bhi piya kro,
"FREE" K msg prhny walon "REPLY" bhi kia karo!'

'Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha.

Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha.

Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.


Abi pata chal jay ga k tum kon ho..'