Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?

Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon….
Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon…
jee karta hai, in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoon…..
nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloon….

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,
Teri yaad aai ,
Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,
Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi!

Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha
Kisi ny pocha k kia ap dolha hain?
Us ny kaha
“Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai knock Out Hogaya Tha

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia….

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

1 larki ka mangetar mar gaya!
Wo rote huwe boli: haye abhi to kuch dekha bhi nahi tha…

Kareeb khara hua admi bola: Abhi thori dair mein nehlayein gye dekh lena.

'Three rings of marriage are the
engagement ring,
the wedding ring, and
the suffering.'

'Sang E Marmar sa tarasha gora badan, Uff…!
Nasheeela sa pighalta shabab…!
Honto se lagao to kashish kaisi hay…
Kambakht ye Ice cream chez he aisi hai.'

'Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain,
Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain,

Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k,
Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain…'

'Kesi k yun becharny say..
Kesi ki yad any say..
Bohat say log roty hain..
k rona ek rewaiat ha..
Rewaiat tor jata hon..
Tumhari yad any par..
Main aksar muskrata hon.'

'The most painful thing in life is
losing yourself in process of valuing
someone too much and
forgetting that you are Special too………..