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'Headlines
Of Geo in 2050:
.
1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina's grand daughter.
2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th Wedding.
3. Petrol 984/Litre
4. CNG 950/Kg
5. SRK's Daughter becomes a Heroine with Big B in Chini Khatam.
6. Nokia launches new Phone with 20 sim cards, 900 GB Built In Memory, Camera,
Music &
Video Player, WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in Phone).
7. kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi 650 ki kr do'
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'Every little thing is going to be alright.
Remember, sometimes God uses pain to inspect us,
correct us, direct us and perfect us. :)'
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'USA:
Hmare Dog Football Khelte Hen
JAPAN:
Hmari Fish Dance Krti Hen
CHINA:
Hmare Hathi Cycle Chalate Hen
PAKISTAN:
HAMARE KUTTY telephone pe khitab krte he. Aur geo tv wale bharway wo
live dikhate hain.'
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Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga
Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha
.
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
.
Admi: sare kaile plastic k honge
.
Bacha: nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.
.
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne 1 b kaila
nai khaya.
.
admi: Kiun??
.
Bacha: kaile tv main thay...
.
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr thay phr b hathi ne
kaile nai khaye.
.
Admi: kiun bhai???? :
.
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the..
Hahaha:-D
tapa tapa k geo.
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'Wah RE PAKISTANI
Quam
teri Qismat...!
Hamare Pas
Dunia ki
*2sri Barri Namak ki kaan
*5vi Barri Sony ki kaan
*5vi Barri koily ki kaan
*7vi Barri Tamby ki kaan
Phir B IMF se Bheek.?
*2sra Bara Dame
*3 Nuclear Reactors
*5 Drya
Phir B her waqt light gum!
*6vi Bari Army
*7vi Nuclear Power
*No.1 Taqat-war Army
Phir B Drone Hamlon
per khamoshi?
*7vi Bari Chawal ki pedawar
*8vi Bari Gandum
ki pedawar
Phir B itni mehngai?
Waja sirf .1
Corupt Leaders
Aur
Khamosh Awam'
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'Ye hai Mustakbil ka Pakistan:
Yahan har pakistani bhoka hai.
Zlalt ka ye safar na'mumkin lagta tha
Jisy mumkin bnaya zardari nein.
Aj PP k har pakistani ko rishwat ki nai rah dikha raha hai
Or rishwat se kahein agy barhte hove
Swis bank mein acount ki rah dikha rah hai. G o bhutto
Raj k lutto'
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'Pehali: wo kon se alfaz hain jo har din hum 24 times( har aik ghantay
k bad) sunte hain?..
.
.
.
Nahi pata?
.
.
Haar mani?
.
"PEMRA KI JANIB SE GEO SUPER KI BANDISH KO 30,31,32.... DIN HO GAI.
AWAM GEO SUPER KO PAK SE NASHRIAT KA LICENCE DY RAHE HAIN"...
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"GEO TO AiSEY"
Shadeed barish Mein Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Mein Kharey They,
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Sy Bheek Li, Our Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya. GEO TO AISEY'
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'¤BREAKING NEWS¤
WAPDA ka kehna hy k
sirf APRIL mein awaam ko
LOAD SHEDDING
ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi
.
.
.
.
Te fair aadat py jaye gi.;(
¤Geo Wapda¤'
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'Hum GEO SUPER band karne ki hakumati qadam ki sakht muzammat karte
hain aur tab tak ehtejaj jari rahe ga jab tak
.
Geo News bhi Band nahi ho jata...
