Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

'Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai'

''Santa Mirror and Padayi
Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...???
Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai...

1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai...

2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai...

3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...

'**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA**
Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui
to me use kisi or ki v
nhi hone dunga.
.
santa:Aur agar teri ho gyi
to sabki hone dega??

'Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche
hue.
.
.
Santa: hona hi tha.
Picture hi aise dekhi thi.
Dhoom 2
Golmaal 2
Raaz 2
.
.
Nurse: Acha hua Delhi-6 nhi
dekhi.....(cool)'

'Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye.

Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai khali hath mat jana

behen ko bachane!

Fir .?

kya .?

Santa 3 kilo aam le gaya..'

'Santa was smoking in front of his father. . .

Mother-oye papa k samne smoking kr raha h. . . .

Santa:
baap hi to h, sala Koi petrol pump thodi hai jo udjayega..'

'santa-
mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the...

banta-
yar...
papa ta mere bi lumbe the.
per unko ulte-pulte pange lene ki aadat nahi thi...'

'Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya.

Agle din Banta ne puchha :

Aur Bhai,
Kal Raat bhabi ji ne Ghar pe Locha to nahi kiya? .

SANTA :
Kuch Khas nahi,
aage ke do daant to waise bhi Mai nikalwane wala tha... :-P :D :-D :-D :-D'

'Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa Singh:
Color of Orange is orange,
but color of Apple is not APPLE.'

'Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau?
Banta:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh Ke bola:Mai Kon?
To boli:DUDH WALA.'

'Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth jaane par

santa ko unke dosto ne taana diya- "Patni ka

aisa bhi kya dar, tum aadmi ho ya choohe?"

Santa- "Aadmi, choohe se to meri patni darti hai|"'

'Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai'

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya.
Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?
Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!

'Santa: Dr saheb apne Nurse bahut achi rakhi hai
Uska Hath lagte hi maine teek ho gaya

Dr: janta hu thappad Ki awaz Mujhe b Suni di thi'