By all means marry
if you get a good wife, youll be happy.
If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher

A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
.
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
.
And
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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.

Girl: You know what kind of wedding I want?
Boy: No, what kind?
Girl: I’ve always dreamt of a big wedding,
in a place filled with flowers and friends.
Boy: That’s nice..
Girl: Yeah, so what kind of wedding do you want?
Boy: One that would make you my wife ♥♥♥♥
Hit like if you miss SOMEone SO deeply ..:)

Telling a lie is a sin for a child,
fault for an adult ,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
management for a boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a subordinate and
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.
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a Matter of Survival for a married man

A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
.
…The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
.
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding” =P xD

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi…

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
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.

Love Marriage:
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Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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Invest at Your Own Risk.

Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein

Larke wale:
Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai?

LarKi wale:
Abi to larKi parh rahi hai.

LarKe wale:
Hmara beta Konsa bacha hai.Jo Kitaben phaar dega.

“PREM KAHANI”
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Wo B Din The,
Dil Kehta Tha
U R ONLY MINE..
.
Sara Sara Din Krty The Ek Doojay Ko JOIN.
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Phr Hoe Nikah Namay Pe Jhat Pat Dono K SIGN.
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Kuch Arsa Lga Humen K EVERY THING IS FINE.
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Phr Apni Es Prem Kahani Me Aya DECLINE.
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Ab Wo Mjhe JIN Kehti Hy
Or Me Usy DYNE;)