'When sumbody says
“Expect the unexpected”
Slap them in the face and say,
“U didnt expect that, did U?”'

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''"PLEASE THINK"

"Pakistan mehngai or dehshat gardi ki surat me musalsal tbahi ki traf ja rha hy or hum aik murda qom ki trah bs "RED ALERTS" msgs frwrd krne me lgy hue hn mgr aj tk ksi ny ye jan'ny ki koshish ni ki k'

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'Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

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'pcb has anounced
new pakistani team
for world cup

coach:
khuwab Aalam

team:
1:imran faqeer
2:salman nutt
3:bonus khan
4:shoaib jhalak
5:misbah-ul-duck
6:shoda afridi
7:kamran khatmal
8:abdul mazaq
9:umer bull
10:shoaib kambakht
11:rao jamadar

Extra:
1:danish Maleria
2:ajmal qasab'

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'How to get your brain exercised
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didn't see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!'

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'Come Back SoonSo here it is
I miss you
All of you
Your not here anymore
You left me
Every night I think of you
When it’s cold I wish you where here
To hold me and keep me warm
When I cry over you
I wish you would show and make me happy
Why is summer that far away?
Why can’t I hold you now?
Why did u choose Scotland?
I want to kiss your sweet lips
Pull you close to me
I want to share romance
I want to marry you
No matter if you’re a girl or boy
You’ll always be you
You’re everything to me
You’re my only reason to breathe
Please come back soon
You’ve been gone for far too long.'

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Woh Chand Ka Chamkna
Woh Masjido Ka Sawarna
Woh Muslmano Ki Dhoom
Ramzan is Coming Soon
Woh Sehri Ka Maza
Woh Aftari Ki Bhook
Woh Quran Ki Talawat
Woh Namaz Ka Mamool
Woh Roze Ki Barkat
Woh Roze Ka Noor
Ramzan is Coming Soon