'Wife_Shadi Ky Shuru Main Jab Main Khana Paka Ky Lati Thi.
Tu Aap Zyada Mujhe Khilaty.
Aur
Khud Kam Khaty Par Thy.
Agar Ab Esa Kyun Nahi?

Husband_Kyun Ky Ab Tumhe Khana Paka Na Aagaya Hai

'Husband Main Tumhe TalaQ De kar Dosri Shadi Karo ga.
Wife Magar Kyun?
Husband Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hai Khush Haali Ke Liye
"TABDILI"
Zarori Hy.'

'Beti:mammi mujy kis qism ka shohar talash krna chahiye?


Maa:beti !tm shoharon ka pecha choro or apny liye koi kanwara talash kro.'

'Husbnd thaka hua aya or B.V se bola:
"Pani pila do"
.
.
.
B.V:
Kya pyaas lagi hai.??


Husbnd (Ghussy sy):
"Nai" Gala waikhna a kidro "LEEK" ty nai

'Doctor: Aap K Shohar Ko Mukamal Aaram Ki Zarurat Hai Ye neend ki goliyan hain



B.V: Ye Me Inhen Kis Waqt Dun?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Doctor: Ye Aap Ko Khani Hain....'

'Susral mein damad ki ziada izzat Q ki jati hai?


Q K wo jante hain k ye wohi mahaan admi hai jisne hamare ghr ka toofan apne ghar me sambhal rakha ha

'Chae ki Patti (Tea)
aur Pati (Husband)
me kya similarity
hy?

Dono k Naseeb me jalna aur Ubalna Likha ha & woh B
Aurat k Hathon.'

'A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary In a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband!!'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment::
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.:
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand :
and poof!...

the husband became 92 years old.'

'Wife to Husband (on the Phone): "Hey baby, what you doing?" ??

Husband: "Listen, I am really busy! Don't have time to talk at all."

Wife: "Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?"

Husband: "Just tell me the Good news, I don't have time for the Bad!"

Wife: "Okay, Good news is the Air Bags of our New BMW work absolutely FINE'

'Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein
tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth
jaongi mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi
suna ap ne!

Husband: "ZANANI" ban
"GILLANI" na ban!'

'Real Life Checkmate:
.
.
When you tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like her, and the wife asks,
.
"Was she hot?"
.
You can't say no;
.
you can't say yes.
.
That my friend is checkmate!'

'wife:meri tabiat theek nai ha

hsbnd:oh me to shoping pe jane ka soch raha tha

wife:me to mazak kar rahi thi me theek hu

hsbnd:me b mazak kar raha tha

chal roti paka'